Were going to level with you: The British Royal Family is just a really, really boring version of Game Of Thrones, where no-one gets killed (apart from Diana). Instead of waging great wars against mortal enemies and foreign kings, the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha (forget Windsor, thats their real house name) lot satisfy themselves with occasional internal bickering, mostly about Kate Middleton and her wardrobe malfunctions. Lordy…
1. Kate wearing wedges
The queen allegedly hates wedges. Reports claim that she doesnt find them befitting of a member of the royal family.