If you love stand up comedy, you will bust a gut when you read these hilariously classic stand up jokes. I cant imagine the pressure a stand up comedian feels to have the responsibility of making a huge group of people laugh! I would be so terrified of getting booed that I would mess up left and right, and certainly bring my fear to fruition. Because of the chance of totally flopping, you will notice that some of the same themes, or premises for jokes show up over and over again. Hey, when it works, it works! These instantly classic stand up jokes will always garner a chuckle! Louis C.K. is one of my favorites! Hes so funny and he makes fun of himself, a lot. I love the bit where he says the meal isnt over when hes full. No, its not over until he hates himself. Haha! Who cant relate to that? I know I can! Jim Gaffigan makes a great point when his wife insists that camping is a tradition in her family. I mean, it *was* everyones tradition before houses. Hes right on that one! George Carlin was one of my favorite comedians of all time. He told it like it was. I loved his bit about people believing in God without question, but they just have to touch the wall if someone tells them theres wet paint in it! He was right! Haha! One comedian summed it up pretty well when he said you only think nobody cares until you miss a few payments! They come looking for you then, dont they? Its easy to see and you will bust a gut when you read the hilariously classic stand up jokes!
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